Every Dog Has It’s Day
At a recent red carpet event, Rachel accidentally stepped on a dog’s foot in passing.
Here, with his own take on that memorable encounter, is Pepe.. the Lucky Dog:
Guess who stepped on my foot?!
Yep, I will get to say that to ALL the cute little bitches I meet on the streets of NYC, for the rest of my days!
Because I can boast of a sore foot from being trampled on by no other than Rachel Dratch!
I have the photos and the article (http://www.oanmedia.com/2007/05/rachel_dratch_tramples_dog_mak.php) to prove it!
How many of YOU can say your foot was stepped on by Rachel?
Who needs a hug, a pic, or an autograph when you can get a black boot planted firmly on your front paw, by your favorite celebrity?!
Rachel did indeed apologize.. to me and to my daddy. My dad was a bit embarrassed but I - well, lets just say I did my best Broadway performance. I let out a pitiful yelp and looked at her with horrified sad eyes. I made her cringe! Go me! Score!
She gave me a nice pat on the head, said “nice dog” and asked for my name. I said “my name is Pepe and, here, sign this”. I gave her my collar and she signed it..
“To Pepe.. I am so sorry I stepped on you. Please forgive me. Friends Forever. Love you, Rachel”.
SHE LOVES ME!! :)
I couldn’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend! She is jealous. But I gave her a teeshirt, printed with the photo of Rachel and I, and the statement:
“My boyfriend was stepped on by Rachel Dratch, and all I got was this lousy teeshirt!”.
Because I rock!
I get to have coffee and kibbles with Rachel next week!
